A Janitor
The most common kind of Stan Lee cameo is the "guy just doing his job." Take the beach hot dog vendor in X-Men for instance, or the oblivious librarian in The Amazing Spider-Man. More often than not these men are dressed in a sharp uniform. Lee played a security guard in Hulk and Captain America: Winter Soldier. He was a mailman in Fantastic Four and an U.S. General in Captain America: The First Avenger. Captain America is a soldier by his very nature, so it makes since for Stan to be in military garb but that's been done. Civil War is a battle between heroes and it promises destruction. Someone has to be picking up the debris left by these super battles, maybe Civil War is the perfect time to reveal the working class stiff who's been sweeping up after the Avengers for all these years. Although, that's also been done but only in the cartoon Ultimate Spider-Man.
Phil Sheldon
Speaking of working stiffs, the idea of a genuine every-man living in a world of superheroes was explored to perfection in the 1994 graphic novel Marvels by Kurt Busiek and Alex Ross. It follows the life of photographer Phil Sheldon from the late 30's to the mid 70's as he witnesses firsthand the major events of the Marvel Universe. One memorable scene puts Phil in the middle of a battle between Namor the Submariner and The Human Torch (an android of no relation to The Fantastic Four). Through Phil's eyes the reader witnesses a true battle of titans and an early example of heroes fighting each other. Over time, as Phil loses his hair and grows a mustache, he begins to look not unlike Stan Lee. The tribulations of Phil Sheldon as played by Stan Lee could make an excellent sub-sub-plot in Civil War.
J. Jonah Jameson
If Stan Lee is going to play a comic book character it might as well be one of the countless horde that he created, like he did in 2005 as Willie Lumpkin, the mailman to the Fantastic Four. Better yet, he could play one that he based on himself and has specifically expressed a desire to portray. That character is J. Jonah Jameson, publisher of the newspaper The Daily Bugle, frequent employer of Peter Parker and extremely outspoken critic of Parker's alter-ego Spider-Man. As you probably know, the newest incarnation of the wall-crawler is debuting in Civil War. Conveniently, Marvel has something of a J. Jonah Jameson casting dilemma. Not only would any actor be playing a beloved character, but one that was already played exquisitely by J.K. Simmons in Sam Raimi's Spider-Man trilogy. Simmons as Jameson didn't just steal every scene he was in, he acted as if he owned the whole movie all along and it's hard to disagree with him. He remains one of the most fondly remembered parts of an incredibly beloved and acclaimed film series. Rumor has it that JJJ didn't appear in the The Amazing Spider-Man because of the difficulty of replacing Simmons. Perhaps Stan Lee is the only person who can pull it off, with his hammy charm and the novelty of it all. He is generally much more cheerful than the irascible JJJ but he definitely has the 'stache for it.
An Actual Pimp
Bernie Sanders
Or, slightly more likely, a Bernie Sanders look-a-like. Iron Man and Iron Man 2 both see Tony Stark mistaking Lee for other white-haired old men, Hugh Hefner and Larry King respectively. Iron Man 3 went in a different direction, I assume to avoid wearing out the joke and because there are only so many men who fit the profile. Enough time has passed now that another mistaken identity cameo wouldn't feel so familiar. Coincidentally, another silver fox has recently entered the zeitgeist, the sweetheart of the Presidential election, Bernie Sanders. Unfortunately, Stan shot his cameo almost a year ago and Bernie didn't enter the race until about a month later. However, that's just going by Wikipedia and several news sources. I actually lived it and I'm fairly certain this election cycle has been going on for seven years and three months. That's plenty of time for Bernie to have won the hearts and minds of not enough people to beat Hillary but enough to make an impact worthy of a brief reference in Civil War, which promises to be very political. Although, there are a few other options in the "mistaken identity" category; Regis Philbin and Alex Trebek come to mind.
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